wait they live for 10 years?! fuckkkkk that
I just decided that I’m going to get a pet this summer. it’ll be a lizard (but only if it’s easy to feed). i have so many ideas for names i’m truly overwhelmed
someone please come to petco with me on wednesday
wow this is a nice language
i think people are more pleasant to speak to (and impressive) when they’re comfortable with silences, rather than more proficient at maintaining conversations
the phrase “awkward silence” should be eradicated from our lexicon
Chronicles of high school bird watching from NY, CT and beyond
My cousin is more into birds than I am
like WAAAAAY more into birds
and this is his blog
i can’t take my sweater off because im wearing a white shirt and i got chocolate stains on it (related to my last tweet)
(JT passes my centrally located table, I am eating sushi from cafe viv)
JT: Sushi for breakfast?
Me: It’s past noon. It’s not really breakfast
JT: Well, you should make a blog called ‘Sushi for Breakfast”
Me: That sounds gross. And this isn’t my breakfast.